Something Very Odd

I’m getting ready to start my own actual website. I am using a professional website builder and they are asking me questions about inventory, sales, analytics, and a whole bunch of other stuff I know nothing about.

It seems the only reason a person starts a website is to sell you something. Everyone is always trying to sell you something. I use the example “soap,” because I think everyone has had an encounter with soap, at least once in their lifetimes. Well, that’s really it. All this internet stuff is set up to sell soap. It might be food soap, or sex soap, or relationship soap, you get the idea.

Except for me.

And this has mystified my website designers, because I don’t want you to buy soap, as a matter of fact I would feel the same about you if you looked here, found nothing interesting, and then moved on. Nothing for sale, no sales come on. Nothing. I have an eBay page that most of this stuff is on or has been sold on, but you will have to find that yourself because I am not sticking it here to ask you to go there and buy something. 

Don’t buy anything that does not make your heart move. 

Especially soap.

Fritz Pulpaneck Violin Bridge, Made in Los Angeles California


1933 Boy Scout Handbook

Back in the 1930’s they took the motto, “Be Prepared,” a lot more seriously that today. This thing is so handy for everything, I still keep a copy of it around, in case of emergencies.

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Don’t

It does not matter how cool you think you are, you are not. Do not tell young women stupid stuff. Just keep your mouth shut unless your parents taught you how to be polite. It’s really simple. If you tell young women, they would look cuter if they smiled, you might get this.


Bela Fleck

Bela Fleck has done more for the banjo and banjo playing than 10 people you could name. Just an incredible player who is really keeping the banjo alive as an art form, Just great playing from this guy.


“2001: a space odyssey,” “Facts for Editorial Reference”

This is your basic promo for the movie “2001.” I remember seeing this movie when it first came out and I always wondered if we would ever get to the places shown in this movie. What’s cool is the person making this promo figured out most of the moviegoers watching this would still be alive in the year 2001. I wonder if they were disappointed?


Vintage Keys

My father would always tell me that locks and keys were to keep honest people out. I have lived in NYC where you had to have a rhino in front of the door so folks would not enter but at some point in the past, a lock and key would have done the trick.

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“Peanuts” Birthday Plate, 1966

This is a pretty cool “Peanuts” Happy Birthday plate. This one is from 1966 and resides in my little brother’s massive “Peanuts” collection. There is so much “Peanuts” stuff out there I only buy vintage “Peanuts,” stuff these days.

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What I Believe In

The other day, someone again, asked me, a buyer and seller of what might be described as “collectible,” or “rare,” items what I personally collect. I have to say that the things that I collect number 2 and one of them I will be keeping to myself, thank you. I will reveal that my only public collectible is book markers. Not just regular book markers but book markers that have been left behind in old books. You would be surprised what you can find inside an old book and a marker is one of the first, and sometimes only, things that you find.

But I make sure I pay for the marker, even though the store owner, not knowing of the markers existence, often offers it for free, I always pay 1 dollar. I write down the book I found it in and the page, and other particulars both important and not. Why is this my collection? I don’t know. Maybe the thought of all those people, reading all those words, and then caring enough about those words that they marked their place, so they could return to those words, makes me have hope as a writer that I will one day make someone feel the same way with words I have written.

But the unsaid question, that hangs in the air after the collection question, is what do you believe in Steve? Again, I have been hampered by an education which is elevated in some areas and in deficit in others. Everything I know and have learned has come from books, movies, or music. It’s all I know.

So I will let Crash Davis, played by Kevin Costner in the movie “Bull Durham,” provide my answer, as he has in the past. Crash Davis said:

“Well I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there should be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.”

Just in case you were wondering.

Santa Paula California City Directory, 1959